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The first god who created himself through divine self-pleasure. Ancient Egyptian mythology meets modern internet culture. 🔥
In ancient Egyptian creation mythology, Atum was considered to be the first god, having created himself through masturbation while sitting on a mound from the primordial waters.
Atum accomplished this act of creation with his hand, representing the female principle inherent within him. This divine act of self-creation makes Atum the ultimate "goon god" of ancient mythology.
"When you create the world but it's still melting" 🌍💧
"The original self-made god energy" 💪⚡
"When you're late for creating the universe" 🏃♂️💨
"Stealth mode: Ancient god edition" 🥷✨
"When you're the coolest god in the pantheon" 😎🔥
"This is fine - Ancient god edition" 🔥🏠
"Dropping divine bars since 3000 BC" 🎤🐎