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ATUM

GOON GOD

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ATUM Goon God illustration

$ATUM The Goon God

The first god who created himself through divine self-pleasure. Ancient Egyptian mythology meets modern internet culture. 🔥

The Original Self-Made God 💪

In ancient Egyptian creation mythology, Atum was considered to be the first god, having created himself through masturbation while sitting on a mound from the primordial waters.

Atum accomplished this act of creation with his hand, representing the female principle inherent within him. This divine act of self-creation makes Atum the ultimate "goon god" of ancient mythology.

Ancient Egyptian papyrus showing Atum

The Creation Process ✨

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The Primordial Waters
Atum emerged from the chaotic waters of Nun, the primordial ocean that existed before creation. 🌊
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The Sacred Mound
He sat upon the first mound of earth, the benben stone, which rose from the waters. 🏔️
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Divine Creation
Through the act of divine self-pleasure, Atum created the first gods Shu and Tefnut. ⚡

Goon God Memes 🎭

ATUM holding the dripping Earth

"When you create the world but it's still melting" 🌍💧

ATUM with staff and hieroglyphs

"The original self-made god energy" 💪⚡

Teal ATUM running on track

"When you're late for creating the universe" 🏃‍♂️💨

Masked ATUM running with staff

"Stealth mode: Ancient god edition" 🥷✨

Cool ATUM with sunglasses and staff

"When you're the coolest god in the pantheon" 😎🔥

ATUM running from burning house

"This is fine - Ancient god edition" 🔥🏠

ATUM riding a horse with microphone

"Dropping divine bars since 3000 BC" 🎤🐎